[After watching our nieces play with a Wii]
Ellen: Apparently, the physics simulation on the Wii is so advanced that it's even more accurate than real life.
[Discussing the week's news]
Ellen: Hillary Clinton criticized Barack Obama for trying drugs when he was younger.
Keith: As opposed to trying them but not inhaling?
[On a Chicago Hauntings Tour that our niece wanted to attend; we are more skeptical]